No Gods, No Masters

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

I think it was so we could prevent things like this! But it happened anyways. Can’t be helped. *He shrugs it off*

God fuckin’ damn it, no. It could’ve been fuckin’ helped! FFFFFFFUCK. CAN’T EVEN LAY OFF THE FUCKIN’ DRUGS.

*Yes Man stands there, watching her throw a hissy fit. He tosses the towel back over her face once more* Well, I am sure there is much more dangerous things out there to be addicted to! Like drinking bleach!

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Tue, 23 Apr 2013 03:21:27 -0400

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

mallory-mckennon:

[While the rag did work, mostly due to her being rather confused as to what just slammed against her face, it brought an entirely different course of clarity to her.] ….fffffffffuckin’Christ I was supposed to quit drugs…

I think it was so we could prevent things like this! But it happened anyways. Can’t be helped. *He shrugs it off*

God fuckin’ damn it, no. It could’ve been fuckin’ helped! FFFFFFFUCK. CAN’T EVEN LAY OFF THE FUCKIN’ DRUGS.

But you did for a little while! That’s what counts! And you’re not dead from a drug overdose, am I right? *elbows her*

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Tue, 23 Apr 2013 03:11:14 -0400

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

We all know you don’t sleep for fifteen minutes! But that’s okay…except taking drugs again. But if you need them, I won’t judge! *Yes Man watches as her panic builds, looks around, then throws a rag over her face like one throws a blanket over a bird cage* There! All better.

[While the rag did work, mostly due to her being rather confused as to what just slammed against her face, it brought an entirely different course of clarity to her.] ….fffffffffuckin’Christ I was supposed to quit drugs…

I think it was so we could prevent things like this! But it happened anyways. Can’t be helped. *He shrugs it off*

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Tue, 23 Apr 2013 03:03:04 -0400

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

*Takes the sides of her face with his claws* Don’t worry! I’ve taken good care of it! Nothing is burned down. If it was, I would be dead! *chipper as ever*
Some couriers have come and gone. Though it was odd…. they were…..
very very nice.
*still holding Mals head* I don’t think I will ever get use to that, people being super nice to me.
*rocks her back and forth, still gripping her hands and face*

Oooooh my fuckin’ God I just don’t know what the fuck happened… [Surprisingly, she’s rather okay with her head being held. Either that or she’s in such a state of shock she can’t really notice giant metal claws gripping her face.] I just…fuckin’ went out one day then I fell asleep for like, fifteen minutes and now I can’t stop seein’ shit and there was jet and shit everywhere and I DON’T FUCKIN’ KNOW WHAT HAPPENED….

We all know you don’t sleep for fifteen minutes! But that’s okay…except taking drugs again. But if you need them, I won’t judge! *Yes Man watches as her panic builds, looks around, then throws a rag over her face like one throws a blanket over a bird cage* There! All better.

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Tue, 23 Apr 2013 02:53:35 -0400

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

mallory-mckennon:

Youuuuuuu’re that robot… from the casino. My old house. Yeeesman?

Oh! You do remember! For a moment I thought you forgotten about me and all about New Vegas. But that’s fine. I wouldn’t want to remember ANY of that either!
And I am pretty forgettable. Who want’s to know a smiling robot named Yes Man? Pffffffffffffft. Nobody! That’s who!

AHHHHFFfffffuck — that fuckin’… Vegas shit I was supposed to do. Oh my fuckin’ God. [FACE IN HANDS] OH MY FUCKIN’ GOD I FORGOT IT IT’S PROBABLY BURNED TO THE FUCKIN’ GROUND NOW OH MY GOD…

*Takes the sides of her face with his claws* Don’t worry! I’ve taken good care of it! Nothing is burned down. If it was, I would be dead! *chipper as ever*
Some couriers have come and gone. Though it was odd…. they were…..
very very nice.
*still holding Mals head* I don’t think I will ever get use to that, people being super nice to me.
*rocks her back and forth, still gripping her hands and face*

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Tue, 23 Apr 2013 02:40:46 -0400

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

mallory-mckennon:

Aaahhhh……..

……….aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh……….

If it takes forever, I will wait for you

For a thousand summers, I will wait for you

‘Til you’re back beside me….

Youuuuuuu’re that robot… from the casino. My old house. Yeeesman?

Oh! You do remember! For a moment I thought you forgotten about me and all about New Vegas. But that’s fine. I wouldn’t want to remember ANY of that either!
And I am pretty forgettable. Who want’s to know a smiling robot named Yes Man? Pffffffffffffft. Nobody! That’s who!

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Tue, 23 Apr 2013 02:26:25 -0400

Aaahhhh……..

……….aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh……….

If it takes forever, I will wait for you

For a thousand summers, I will wait for you

‘Til you’re back beside me….

tightenmyscrews: nogodsnomastersjustyes: tightenmyscrews: “Not good…” He sniffled. “I don’t wanna...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 02:56:22 -0400

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

tightenmyscrews:

“Not good…” He sniffled. “I don’t wanna be sad, Happy-Face! Sad hurts! I want Dwight back!” He clung onto Yes Man’s wheel tightly. “Why did she have to go? She was my other best friend in the whole world!! Now I only have you.” Tears still streaking down his monitor he looked up at Yes Man and donned a fake smile. “Will you make the feels go away?”

“I’m afraid I can’t make them go away. You’d have to talk to Emily. She might be able to fix you.” Yes Man seemed less enthused about having Glitchy follow him everywhere. “Wait…Dwight? Pink haired courier Dwight?” Yes Man waits for any sign of confirmation. He’ll take a sob as yes too. “I know her! We escaped a building together some time ago! It was great. I was crushed!” He places his hands on his “hips”. “Not sure why she had to go. People go all the time. It’s what people do! Best friends never stick around long.” Yes Man gives him a pat.

“Y-You know Dwight??” Glitchy’s tears appeared to shoot back up into his displayed eyeballs. “H-How is she doing?” without waiting for a response, he continued to babble on. “I’m sure she’s fine… Dwight’s more used to feels than I am.. I hope she’s alright. She’s probably alright.” His eyes searched the ground for a thought for a brief moment.

Suddenly he released his grip on his metal friend’s wheel and stood himself up. “I-I have to go, Happy-Face.” He said, sounding quite troubled. “I… I have to go.” He turned around and began to wander aimlessly in the other direction. The poor little fella seemed lost. Lost without his courier.

“I don’t know! I haven’t seen-oh! You’re going? Goodbye!” Yes Man waves after him. “…we had a good talk!”

askpinkhairedcourier: nogodsnomastersjustyes: “It’s their decision. And if they thought it would...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 02:29:44 -0400

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

“It’s their decision. And if they thought it would be better for me, then it probably would be!” Yes Man nods. “I’ve had a lot of best friends come and go. But I am me! I might think differently than other people.” He taps his screen thoughtfully.

Dwight squinted her eyes a little bit. “Yeah…I had a feeling you were going to say something like that.” Dwight sat down at the edge of the pit, dangling her feet over the edge and wondering if it wasn’t too late to crawl back in it and get buried after all. With a big sigh Dwight cradled her head in her hands and stared out into the wastes. “What am I going to do…” she asked herself out loud. “I can hardly even remember why I left poor Glitchy in the first place.” Dwight placed her face in her hands and breathed in the stale hand air before flopping backwards on her back and staring up into the face screen of Yes Man from the dirt. It was odd for Dwight, hanging around with a Securitron that wasn’t Glitchy, it was very odd indeed.

“Glitchy? Well, he can be annoying. Maybe that’s why?” Yes Man tilts so his screen can face her better. “He’s my friend too! Sort of.” He uses his finger to scribble in the dirt. “All anyone can do is keep moving forward!”

askpinkhairedcourier: nogodsnomastersjustyes: “Wow! It looks like everyone is sad today!” He...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 01:35:43 -0400

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

“Wow! It looks like everyone is sad today!” He reaches down and carefully hauls her out of the hole. “Except me. I can’t.” He brushes the dirt off of his tire. “Pushed away your best friend? Can’t you go get them back if it’s making you sad? Unless…you know…you pushed them off a dam.” He chuckles. “Then I guess you have to find a new best friend!…but you really shouldn’t go throwing friends off dams.” His screen flickers and he arches an eyebrow at her. “Not that I am an expert with friendship!”

Dwight stayed silent, thinking about what Yes Man had said. Everyone had been telling her to just get over herself and get Glitchy back. But she just wasn’t sure…

“Hey…if your very best friend in the whole entire world decided not to be friends wih you anymore, because they thought it would be better for you. W-what would you do? I mean, I know you kinda have a limited range of emotions but…if you had to speculate how you would feel…”

Dwight seemed a little hopeful, she had talked to lots of people about her problem, but perhaps getting a point of view from a robot might be what she needed.

“It’s their decision. And if they thought it would be better for me, then it probably would be!” Yes Man nods. “I’ve had a lot of best friends come and go. But I am me! I might think differently than other people.” He taps his screen thoughtfully.

tightenmyscrews: nogodsnomastersjustyes: Yes Man leans down, still smiling. “Neat! What’s it like?...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 01:27:57 -0400

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

Yes Man leans down, still smiling. “Neat! What’s it like? And boy, it really does sound like you are torn up. I can’t do that!” Yes Man pats him. “That’s really great you can get super sad! I can get….a little dissapointed. Never cried! Ever! But look! You even have animated tears. That’s great.”

“Not good…” He sniffled. “I don’t wanna be sad, Happy-Face! Sad hurts! I want Dwight back!” He clung onto Yes Man’s wheel tightly. “Why did she have to go? She was my other best friend in the whole world!! Now I only have you.” Tears still streaking down his monitor he looked up at Yes Man and donned a fake smile. “Will you make the feels go away?”

“I’m afraid I can’t make them go away. You’d have to talk to Emily. She might be able to fix you.” Yes Man seemed less enthused about having Glitchy follow him everywhere. “Wait…Dwight? Pink haired courier Dwight?” Yes Man waits for any sign of confirmation. He’ll take a sob as yes too. “I know her! We escaped a building together some time ago! It was great. I was crushed!” He places his hands on his “hips”. “Not sure why she had to go. People go all the time. It’s what people do! Best friends never stick around long.” Yes Man gives him a pat.

askpinkhairedcourier: nogodsnomastersjustyes: “I could do that! Wouldn’t be the first courier...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 01:07:48 -0400

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

“I could do that! Wouldn’t be the first courier buried!” He tosses in some dirt on her experimentally, to see if she would wiggle around. “I couldn’t help notice you sound kind of down.” He throws a little more dirt on her. “But if you are certain I can’t help you, then I guess you’re right!” Yes Man shrugs his claws. “And you don’t have to feel bad about me getting crushed. I’m the one that can live forever. You can’t! And we got you out just fine…well… not so fine now.” Yes Man sounds a bit crestfallen that saving her had not worked out. What good is saving someone when they are just going to sit in a hole all day.

As first the dirt landing on Dwight didn’t quite register. She just stayed there not moving, ” Yeah…I guess you could say I am kinda down. I was an idiot and pushed away my best friend I thou-” that is when she realized the dirt landing on her. “HEY!” she sat up straight and looked up out of the hole, dirt now landing on her face and in her eyes. “Stop that, I wasn’t serious! Stop pthbtt stop throwing dirt on me!” Dwight sprung up and poked her head out of the top of the hole and tossing a few handful of dirt back at Yes Man proceeded to try and climb out. But she was too weak and a little too short to get out herself. A little defeated and a bit embarrassed she leaned against the pit wall and stared down at the dirt. “Anyway…I’m just a little sad is all…”

“Wow! It looks like everyone is sad today!” He reaches down and carefully hauls her out of the hole. “Except me. I can’t.” He brushes the dirt off of his tire. “Pushed away your best friend? Can’t you go get them back if it’s making you sad? Unless…you know…you pushed them off a dam.” He chuckles. “Then I guess you have to find a new best friend!…but you really shouldn’t go throwing friends off dams.” His screen flickers and he arches an eyebrow at her. “Not that I am an expert with friendship!”

tightenmyscrews: nogodsnomastersjustyes: tightenmyscrews: The normally loopy bot laid silently...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 01:03:12 -0400

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

tightenmyscrews:

The normally loopy bot laid silently face down for a moment. He didn’t even bother to look up at his friend before making an awkward inhaling noise, and releasing a wail equivalent to that of a dying Brahmin.

Yes Man stands perfectly still for a long time, smiling off into the distance and listening to the wails. He flicks his claws a bit. “I can’t tell if you are crying or doing some amazing Brahmin death bellows! Either or is pretty impressive!” He taps Glitchy with a claw.

Through the snorts and sobs, Glitchy bot uses his claws to pull himself closer to his metal friend, slowly wrapping his arms around Yes Man’s tire. Finally looking up at the other robot, it was revealed that he was quite the pathetic sight to behold; the image of tears streaking all the way down his face was portrayed on his screen. If this robot had a heart, it was clear it would definitely be broken. the mouth on his screen opened as he tried to speak, but he could barely get anything past the whimpering and sobbing sounds which were bombarding through his speakers. The only coherent thing he was able to spit out was “I’m saaaad, Happy-Face.”

Yes Man leans down, still smiling. “Neat! What’s it like? And boy, it really does sound like you are torn up. I can’t do that!” Yes Man pats him. “That’s really great you can get super sad! I can get….a little dissapointed. Never cried! Ever! But look! You even have animated tears. That’s great.”

askpinkhairedcourier: nogodsnomastersjustyes: “I promise...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 00:43:05 -0400

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

“I promise haunting is not in my program! And I was crushed, horribly so!” He sounds as if he is laughing about a casual story. “I can hop from Securitron to Securitron. I never mentioned it before because you never asked. And when the building crushed me, it sort of took out my speakers.” He shrugs. “I came back looking for you and you were gone.” He taps a claw to his screen, now wondering about the hole. “Well, if you’re not stuck in the hole, that’s one problem solved! Hooray!” He drives a circle around said hole. “I could try to help with any other problems, after all! I did help get you out of that really boring, crumbling building.”

Dwight was fascinated by this awesome ability Yes Man had, but her heart was broken into to many pieces to act on it. She watched as the Securitron rolled around her and it made her sad. She slunk back down into her little hole and sat there staring at the dirt. “I’m glad you’re ok, I felt really bad about that.” Dwight paused for a moment, siting in sad silence. ” I don’t think there is anything you can help me with.”she said plainly “That is unless you can just bury me here and forget I ever existed.” she flopped over onto her side and just kinda lay there sprawled pathetically in the dirt. “But I guess even that wouldn’t make matters any better.” She sighed solemnly and closed her eyes.

“I could do that! Wouldn’t be the first courier buried!” He tosses in some dirt on her experimentally, to see if she would wiggle around. “I couldn’t help notice you sound kind of down.” He throws a little more dirt on her. “But if you are certain I can’t help you, then I guess you’re right!” Yes Man shrugs his claws. “And you don’t have to feel bad about me getting crushed. I’m the one that can live forever. You can’t! And we got you out just fine…well… not so fine now.” Yes Man sounds a bit crestfallen that saving her had not worked out. What good is saving someone when they are just going to sit in a hole all day.

askpinkhairedcourier: “GO AWAY!” she snapped “I’M NOT STUCK I...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 00:10:14 -0400

“GO AWAY!” she snapped “I’M NOT STUCK I PUT MYSELF DOWN HERE!”, mistaking the voice for one of the many people that had been bugging her all day she spun around to verbally assault whoever it was who had come to pester her. But WHen Dwight turned around to see the Securitron peering down at her, her heart almost stopped.

“YOU!!!” really she looked as if she had seen a ghost, because as far as she was concerned, she had. “W-WHAT, YOU WERE… HOW!!!???” She backed away as far as she could in her little pit trying to get as far away as possible. “YOU WHERE CRUSHED!! OH PLEASE DON’T HAUNT ME!! I have enough problems as it is.”

“I promise haunting is not in my program! And I was crushed, horribly so!” He sounds as if he is laughing about a casual story. “I can hop from Securitron to Securitron. I never mentioned it before because you never asked. And when the building crushed me, it sort of took out my speakers.” He shrugs. “I came back looking for you and you were gone.” He taps a claw to his screen, now wondering about the hole. “Well, if you’re not stuck in the hole, that’s one problem solved! Hooray!” He drives a circle around said hole. “I could try to help with any other problems, after all! I did help get you out of that really boring, crumbling building.”

tightenmyscrews: nogodsnomastersjustyes: “Hi there, friend!” Yes Man gleefully gazes down at the...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 22:59:00 -0400